Tofu has a Bath

Okay... so i woke up one morning...

Good morneeeen... (Yawn)

...when Master came to the shocking conclusion that it was high time i took a bath.

Wait, what?

Needless to say i did not take too kindly to the idea of having wet fur, so i did my darndest to get the flip out of there.

Run away!!!

But nope, i got easily overpowered and captured and had no choice but to accept my watery doom...

No, I am not feelin' lucky, punk (T.T)

Time to slap on some protection...

*Shivers in terror*

I try to make one more last-ditch effort to escape while Master is busy filling the tub...

Freedom!!!

No good, i get caught pretty easily.

Noooooooo!


*blublublublublublub...*


I has goggles!


Wet bunny...


You make bunny cry!

So yea, a day in the life. Took a fudge-load of time for me to dry. I was hanging by my ears on clothes-pegs, but due to repeated threats from the RSPCA Master isn't allowed to load them up.

A note to all you magicians with bunnies out there: We don't like baths!!

- Tofu

Tofu is Random (with pics)

Try to make sense out of these pictures, britches!

Tofu is a hat

Seriously, isn't that just adorable? Looks like a Dr Seuss picture @.@

Tofu catches a bounty

WOOT! Mess with da tofu and I shall go kung fu on your ass!

Tofu's butt hurts...

Yea... 'nuf said.

Oi, go find your own bounty, biyatch!

KeLi, my minion, taking credit for my hard work...

Tofu uses protection

Hey, just because i'm a rabbit, doesn't mean i don't use protection. Safety first, boys and girls!

OK, that wasn't a tenth as random as i thought it would be, so i'll finish with this:

GIGGLESNORT!

- Tofu

Tofu gets busy

So, what's been up since starting this blog? Super super busy, you have no idea how much work a bunny like me gets, phone calls here and there... being cute and in-demand is tough business. As you know, it was Easter a while agos, so i was asked to promote Easter. And what better way to do that than with an Easter bunny!

Happy Easter! (T.T)

Yea, you won't believe how many times we had to take that shot to make it perfect, every second shot they were like "Oops, there's an extra whisker sticking out" or "Uh oh, are you blushing, Tofu?"... It's anger and annoyance, you pathetic humans, because it's tough for a bunny to just sit still in a hat while holding an egg that's huger than my head!

What else... Oh yea, I also had to do a promo shoot for Gloria Jeans. Master loves coffee, his favourite is their Voltage, or just that Mango-Passion ice thingy whenever he feels like he doesn't need a caffeine shot. Now, i like fruity drinks, but coffee gives me the jiggles!

Booyah! (Coffee high... @34@#$@#^)

Yea, even the fumes get me dancin' disco @.@

Anyways, after all da promo shoots, Master too me out to dinner with all his cool buddies. Nice Korean place in the city with yummy vegies.

Tofu is in heaven!

Ya, and some of Master's buddies were magicians too! And there was a girl! And her name was Bunny! Yes, for serious, her name was Bunny! *Teeheehee!*

Bunny, Magic dude, Master (has a glove), Tofu (has a cup)

More magician dudes!

Of course, I don't forget about payment, and at the end of the day they gave me this HUGE silver dollar! It was the most awesomest thing evar!

Kaching! Payday!

Well, that's enough braggin' for me right now, i gotta take some rest, i swear the flash on those cameras were killin' my eyes. Ciao for now!

- Tofu