Tofu has a Blog

Tofu has a Vlog

2010-03-11T22:34:00.002+11:00

Tofu is on da you-toobs!

XD

- Tofu

Tofu and fireworks and KABLOOIE!

2010-01-11T16:31:00.001+11:00

Hope this vid works... enjoy!

- Tofu

Tofu gives hugs + Happy New Year!

2010-01-08T18:57:00.005+11:00

Sup guys, Tofu is back in da house!

Sup, ma negga?

So i've been a bit busy, but you know the only way for a bunny to live is in style... just been chillin', killin', carrot-cake eatin', all that jazz... livin' the dream!

Straight Flush, biyatches >.>

'course, New Years Eve called on me to go out and watch da fireworks. They were soo pretty ^.^

And the purdy lights go "KABLOOIE!"

After celebrations and getting drunk off my fluffy ass in carrot-vodka, i went on a roadtrip with some buddies...

It's raining... Tofu is glad to be inside

Woot! Roadtrip!

I got hungree, so we went to pig out on ice-creamz ^.^

YUM!!!

Then, just for the hell of it, we went out to give free hugs. Because everybody needs a hug... right?

Spellin' mistakez are minez :3

Only when i get hungry XD

Dawww.... *HUG!*

Master and friends decided to join in on the fun too!

Too kewt! *HUG!*

Smile! =D

Hugs are for everybody! From young...

...to old! =P

That's about it for now. Master is helping me put up a video of the fireworks, keep an eye out. Cya then!

- Tofu

PS - Diceroll of the day is 69... @.@ ok, that didn't make sense... it's THREE!

Tofu goes Halloweenin'

2009-11-06T19:04:00.005+11:00

SO... bit of an update...

Happy Spooky Day!

Had a wicked awesome halloween with my buddy OJ. See his evil smile and cry XD. Also my buddy AJ came out to play too with an awesome costume...

Uh... pretty realistic costume there, AJ

And meet my buddy, Humpty!

The halloween crew ^.^

Boo!

What is Master doing?

Uh... it's part of the costume, he tells me...?

OMG i can totally see OJ's BRAINZZZZZ!

AJ's face is a bit off...

Anyway, we all had loads of fun and we got heaps of candies! Wooppee!

I got candy!

Bathing in sweetness...

Anyway, that's it for now! No diceroll today cos i lost them somewhere... i think i ated it...

Catch yaz!

- Tofu

Tofu on love

2009-10-02T22:25:00.006+10:00

*Nyoron~?*

Okies, so you think life is all carrots and butterflies for a bunny-in-the-hat? Well, there's that, and life is pretty chill in general, but sometimes some things happen that makes a bunny think. Like, y'know, seeing people cry... why are you crying? Why so sad? Don't be so sad... *HUG*

Do you need a hug?

Sometimes when they're not sniffling too hard they tells me things. Things like love. Now, i know what love is, because i'm a bunny, and i love carrots, and that's love, but the way these poor folks think i don't know if they know what love is.

Also lovin' sausages ^^

Why does love make them cry? A carrot has never made me cry... not unless i accidently pokes myself in the eye, then that's just painful T.T... but anyways, back on the subject... i just don't get what it is about love that would make a peep cry. I love carrots. Carrots make me happy. Therefore (woo, that's a big word @.@) love makes me happy ^^.

Cake makes Tofu happy too XD

So, the point is, if you're not happy, you're not eating love. So cheer up, have a hug, and find what makes you happy.

Maybe love is in the water...

Dice Roll of the Day

Today's Dice Roll is...

SIX!

SIX! Better luck next time!

- Tofu

Where the flip is Tofu???

2009-09-15T20:51:00.010+10:00

Long story short...

No inturnetz...

... make bunny cry!

Yea, nuff said. First, i went into withdrawal...

...where ...is ...my ...inturnetz ...

Then I was so flippin peeved that i didn't know what i crazy things i would do >.<

Somebody gonna getta hurt real bad...

Luckily, Master was around to distract me, he got a phone call and was like "Hey, Tofu, hold this for me will ya?"

"Yes... and I'd also like to order a carrot cake..."

And then there was...

I'm on a boat, you mofos!

ZOOOOOOM in!

And then after some more posing...

Peek-a-boo!

Tofu in da house

Smart bunny!

*HUG*

OMG-it's-Iron-Chef-Hiroyuki-Sakai!-*HUG*

Then Master and I played Fifty-Two Pick-Up with five decks! That's like a gazillion cards!! @.@

A gazillion cards

Master goes first...

Ahah! Take that!

*Master takes it*

Oh noes, i can't see!

And then Master's little brother brought me a new friend!

If you turn him upside down he looks like a mushroom

Card of the day

So i was picking today's card of the day...

It's da Queen of Clubz!

Then i just randomly decided to check the rest of the deck...

... Wat da flip?

It was rigged! I'm never gonna use cards again!

Dice Roll of the Day!

So now i decided to switch to dice because they were shinier and more awesome and easier for other pplz to win

Ooh, shiney! ^.^

Today's Dice Roll is number FIVE! Good luck for next time! Remember, if you guess right you get da chance to pose with da Tofu!

... and now i forget why i was angry before @.@

- Tofu

Tofu Learns Ninja Skills

2009-07-28T21:40:00.007+10:00

Yoyo, wassup guys and gals, been a lil while since my last update. So, what's been happening? In preparation for the next time my Master attempts to give me a bath, I have gone to the mountains to train and hone my innate ninja bunny skills.

Ninja Bunny... from HELL!

Boy oh boy, it was a toughy, i would've had my ass whopped if it wasn't stuck in a hat.

So, what did i learn? Well, the secrets of ninjas are very very very secret, but I can show you a few things i learnt. Mostly it was to learn to hide myself; i don't wanna kill Master, i just don't wanna bath, altho i got basic weapons training for if i am ever subdued and taken to the bathroom.

So, first skill -

The "If-I-can't-see-you-then-you-can't-see-me" Technique.

It was awesome! ALL i did was cover my eyes and i couldn't see anything! Enemies GONE! POOF!

Another awesome technique - Art of the shadow doppelganger!

Hiya, handsome! :3

And of course, blending into the surroundings!

Ah hah, can't tell the difference, can ya?

Weapons training was awesome and practical, thinking what to use if you were ever dragged into a bathroom.

Toothbrush Taijutsu!

Watch out, my comb has TEETH!!!

So yea, after my training was over, i had to leave the mountains. Before i left, i posed with my fellow pupil, Taiga-kun. He is an awesome studenty, and he's gonna grow up into a STRONG ninja!

Bunny-in-the-hat VS Tiger-in-a-beanie

Card of the Day

Today's card of the day is...

You can't see me!!!

Aww, TenshiWings guessed 3 Clubs, sooo close! I'll blow you a kiss as a consolation prize, kaykay? *Blush*

Catch y'all laterz, keep guessin' them cards!!

- Tofu

Tofu Cheers You UP

2009-07-05T14:29:00.005+10:00

This is you.

*Cries*

This is Tofu.

Tofu to da rescue!

This is a hug.

All happy now (=^.^=)

Any questions?

I is confused...

Card of the Day

I haz a queen on my head

Looks like no one guessed it right. Try again, post up ur guesses for when my next blog entry is up!

Hugs,

- Tofu

Tofu steals questions

2009-07-01T14:31:00.003+10:00

I yoinked it from here -> http://akaihanabi.blogspot.com/2009/06/finish-sentence-meme.html

Hi Five! =^.^=

Soo, let's see wat we've got here.

1. I've come to realize that my last kiss... made me blush

2. I am listening to... Hamsterdance

3. I talk... with dancing

4. I love... carrots

5. My best friend/s... Master!

6. My first real kiss... was so shocking it made me faint @.@

7. Love is... Carrots

8. Marriage is... huh?

9. Somewhere, someone is thinking... of carrots

10. I'll always... be stuck in this hat T.T

11. The last time I really cried was because... Master gave me a bath.

12. My cell phone... freaks me out.

13. When I wake up in the morning... I haz floppy ears.

14. Before I go to bed... I yawn.

15. Right now I am thinking about... my cute cousins :3

16. Babies are... absolutely ADOWABLE! ^.^

17. I get on Myspace... My what?

18. Today I... am answering these questions. Duh.

19. Tomorrow I will be... fluffy

20. I really want to be... a cloud.

Yay, i hope you all know me better now, peepz XD

- Tofu

Tofu at work

2009-06-22T20:55:00.006+10:00

So, I was at the office today... Hey, you surprised? Even a guy like me has to make a living somehow!

I has inturnetz

Sometimes it gets a bit quiet and boring...

Tick...

Tock...

But it also has its fun moments. Lots of fun lookin' props lying around everywhere!

Ooh, lookit, pretty colours XD

Also give me some time to catch up on my reading... It's always good to feed the mind and study lots of things.

Aah, so THAT'S how he does it!

Of course, sitting around all day gets tiring. Gotsta stay hydrated!

*Gluglugluglugluglugluglug*

And then sometimes i just sleep.

*Snooze*

After work, I go visit some of my other cousins.

Tofu is always excited to meet family!~

This is cousin Sugarbuns

Aww, lookit the lil' guy, he's so chubby =D

And THIS is how he keeps his figure :3

This is cousin Spotzy. He's a lil' camera-shy

*Hides away*

Aww, c'mon Spotzy, come out and play!

*Sugarbuns takes the lead*

Yay! Smile for the camera, Spotzy!

Yeap, that's my day at work. Meeting the lil' guys after makes it alllll worth it =^.^=

Oooh, yea, and from now on, just for the schnits and giggles of it, i'm gonna do a Card of the Day challenge. All I do is shuffle a deck and pick a card at random.

If you wanna play, post up what card you think i'll pick in my next blog entry. Winner gets to pose with da Tofu in real life! (Only if you live pretty close to me tho ><).

Card of the Day

Today's card is the Eight of Hearts!

Ooh, lookit, I'm a barrel-girl... er, bunny XD

Catch y'all laterz!~

- Tofu

Tofu has a Pose

2009-06-15T10:28:00.008+10:00

This day Master took me out to meet his buddies.

Posing...

More posing...

Yes, as you can tell, we all love posing!

Posin' like an AZN! V!

Wassup, ma negga?~

DJ Tofu is in da house!

Of course, i don't miss my chance to pose with da ladies! XD

Say "Cheese!"

WTF, when did those guys get in??

There was this one dude that had a crazy shirt on...

Oh noes, Felix is hungry! T.T

Not one to be left out, Master wants to pose too =P

Tofu is dejected at Master's superior posing T.T

Master: Stop looking at my stick, Tofu

Background: Mama mia, por favore! XD

More posing...

Oi, that's MY master you're kidnappin', girly.

Noooooooo! Master!!!!!

Let's be friends. *Awwwwww*

So yea, that was my day, meeting more human peoples. It's good to have a diverse network. Never know when the next party'll be at =D

One more pose for the road!!

I has cards, your pose is invalid.

PS - I likes this picture too XD

Hmm, yes, I smell the chemistry here too... *gigglesnort*

- Tofu

Tofu visits cousins

2009-06-06T12:09:00.007+10:00

WOOT, I love candy!

I has a lollipop

Then i went to the pet store to go visit my cousins!

Wassup, ma negga!~

Here's lookin' atcha!

He tells me his name is Dumpling :3

Yeah, aren't they just the cutest, most adowable lil' guys you've ever seen? Runs in the family, I tell ya!

I call this one Browney =D

Hiya Fred!

I swear these two have somethin' going on XD

Funny thing, lots of guys say that Fred and I look alike. Which is weird, because it's soooooo obvious that i'm the handsomer one =P

Yea, Fred and Tofu look nothin' alike, right?

Oi, Dumpling, i think that's Fred's sister you're nibblin' at...

Yea, Dumpling seems to be pretty popular with the ladies too.

Ooh, lookit, who's pimpin' now?

Tofu is shocked at losing his pimp status T.T

Tea time!

And yea, it was time for the family to have tea, so that was the end of my visit. These guys seriously go to town during meals. Never EVER come between a bunny and his tea, or you ass will be kung food!

Catch ya guys some other time, peeps!

- Tofu

Tofu has a Bath

2009-05-27T12:09:00.006+10:00

Okay... so i woke up one morning...

Good morneeeen... (Yawn)

...when Master came to the shocking conclusion that it was high time i took a bath.

Wait, what?

Needless to say i did not take too kindly to the idea of having wet fur, so i did my darndest to get the flip out of there.

Run away!!!

But nope, i got easily overpowered and captured and had no choice but to accept my watery doom...

No, I am not feelin' lucky, punk (T.T)

Time to slap on some protection...

*Shivers in terror*

I try to make one more last-ditch effort to escape while Master is busy filling the tub...

Freedom!!!

No good, i get caught pretty easily.

Noooooooo!

*blublublublublublub...*

I has goggles!

Wet bunny...

You make bunny cry!

So yea, a day in the life. Took a fudge-load of time for me to dry. I was hanging by my ears on clothes-pegs, but due to repeated threats from the RSPCA Master isn't allowed to load them up.

A note to all you magicians with bunnies out there: We don't like baths!!

- Tofu

Tofu is Random (with pics)

2009-05-17T22:48:00.003+10:00

Try to make sense out of these pictures, britches!

Tofu is a hat

Seriously, isn't that just adorable? Looks like a Dr Seuss picture @.@

Tofu catches a bounty

WOOT! Mess with da tofu and I shall go kung fu on your ass!

Tofu's butt hurts...

Yea... 'nuf said.

Oi, go find your own bounty, biyatch!

KeLi, my minion, taking credit for my hard work...

Tofu uses protection

Hey, just because i'm a rabbit, doesn't mean i don't use protection. Safety first, boys and girls!

OK, that wasn't a tenth as random as i thought it would be, so i'll finish with this:

GIGGLESNORT!

- Tofu

Tofu gets busy

2009-05-08T19:02:00.008+10:00

So, what's been up since starting this blog? Super super busy, you have no idea how much work a bunny like me gets, phone calls here and there... being cute and in-demand is tough business. As you know, it was Easter a while agos, so i was asked to promote Easter. And what better way to do that than with an Easter bunny!

Happy Easter! (T.T)

Yea, you won't believe how many times we had to take that shot to make it perfect, every second shot they were like "Oops, there's an extra whisker sticking out" or "Uh oh, are you blushing, Tofu?"... It's anger and annoyance, you pathetic humans, because it's tough for a bunny to just sit still in a hat while holding an egg that's huger than my head!

What else... Oh yea, I also had to do a promo shoot for Gloria Jeans. Master loves coffee, his favourite is their Voltage, or just that Mango-Passion ice thingy whenever he feels like he doesn't need a caffeine shot. Now, i like fruity drinks, but coffee gives me the jiggles!

Booyah! (Coffee high... @34@#$@#^)

Yea, even the fumes get me dancin' disco @.@

Anyways, after all da promo shoots, Master too me out to dinner with all his cool buddies. Nice Korean place in the city with yummy vegies.

Tofu is in heaven!

Ya, and some of Master's buddies were magicians too! And there was a girl! And her name was Bunny! Yes, for serious, her name was Bunny! *Teeheehee!*

Bunny, Magic dude, Master (has a glove), Tofu (has a cup)

More magician dudes!

Of course, I don't forget about payment, and at the end of the day they gave me this HUGE silver dollar! It was the most awesomest thing evar!

Kaching! Payday!

Well, that's enough braggin' for me right now, i gotta take some rest, i swear the flash on those cameras were killin' my eyes. Ciao for now!

- Tofu

Introducing... Tofu!

2009-04-28T13:43:00.000+10:00

Hey guys and girls, Tofu is in da house! I finally got me some time so i thought "Hey, what the hell, why not make a blog?" I'm the kinda bunny that has leads an eventful life, namely, a magician's rabbit-in-the-hat... like, for serious, my butt is stuck in this gawd-forsaken hat and I can't dig meself out. How's that for animal-cruelty, huh?

Hi Guys!

So, seeing as this here is my first rant, how about a little history? I was born in China... don't ask where, i'll just say "Downtown!", i have no idea where else, because that's what is says on the label on my butt. Through some strange circumstances i end up in a place called (no joke) the Big Banana. There I am sitting in my hat all day staring blankly from the shelves, occasionally brought shockingly to life when the shop dude sticks his arm up the hat and into my... ok, you get the idea.

Where I came from... *ROFLMAO*

Then my Master came one day! He couldn't resist my awesomely epic cuteness and had to buy me and take me homes. I didn't really like it at first, because firstly, Ima guy bunny. Second, i'm not gay. So therefore i did not take kindly to my new owner sticking his han-... OWCHIE MAMA!!!

Well, i found a bright side... Master happened to be a magician! How awesome is that, out of all the people in the world to walk into that Big Banana (*gigglesnort*) to take the lonely magic bunny-in-the-hat home was a magician! And a guy who's a magician, we all know what that means... CHICK MAGNET!!!

And then i founds out the sad sad truth; not all magicians are chick magnets. Most kids these days who do magic just stay in their rooms and doodle around in front of their reflections. But Master is still cool, cus he's actually making the effort, and he made a bloody vow to one day become world-renowned! So inspirational, he had me teary-eyed... Gimme a hug, Master, we are brothers in chick- and fame-seeking! And from there on, we were best buds.

These days, things are awesome. The dynamic duo, Master and Tofu, spreading magic and awe to the world. Oh yeah!

Anyways, i think that's a good first blog post, so i'll leaves it at that. Gettin' dark outside and i'ma gettin' snoozy... sleepy time...

G'night y'all, and keep watching this spot!

- Tofu